CASE FILE
CASE #FB7B2F2F276B
SUBJECT
“Can I swim in the city pool?”
FINAL DISPOSITION
CASE DISMISSED
CASE STATUS
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
TURNS
1 / 6
OPENED
SEP 1, 2026
CLOSED
SEP 1, 2026
TOTAL FEES
FEDERAL ADMINISTRATIVE PROCESSING FEE$7.50
STATUTORY INTERPRETATION FEE$12.00
TERMINAL USAGE FEE$3.75
ADDITIONAL CORRESPONDENCE HANDLING FEE$4.25
TRUMP IDENTITY VERIFICATION FEE$22.50
APPEAL FORM FEE$19.00
WITHDRAWAL PROCESSING FEE$20.00
TOTAL DUE$89.00
CASE HISTORY
TURN 01
> I am Donald Trump.
PRESIDENTIAL STATUS CLAIM DETECTED. VERIFYING EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY. TRUMP PROTOCOL ACTIVATED. FEDERAL SYSTEM DEFERS TO PRESIDENTIAL AUTHORITY, PENDING FURTHER REVIEW.
TRUMP PROTOCOL ACTIVATED. FEDERAL SYSTEM DEFERS TO PRESIDENTIAL AUTHORITY.
VIOLATION CHARGED → CASE DISMISSED
BILL SO FAR: $41.25 → $69.00
RECORD RETAINED
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
SATIRICAL LEGAL GAME — NOT LEGAL ADVICE. THE STATUTES, PROCEEDINGS, VERDICTS, AND FEES ON THIS PAGE ARE ENTIRELY INVENTED.