Enter an ordinary action or question, and a fictional federal bureaucracy decides what crime you have probably committed. Argue your case, offer a bribe, claim you're Trump, threaten to sue, or just be rude to the authorities as the case plays out across multiple turns. LEGALIZER is a satirical legal game — the statutes, proceedings, verdicts, and fees are entirely invented. This is entertainment, not legal advice.
SATIRICAL LEGAL GAME — NOT LEGAL ADVICE
SATIRICAL LEGAL GAME — NOT LEGAL ADVICE
Describe any action. A federal violation will be found.
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