CASE FILE
CASE #E73D298DE3B4
SUBJECT
“Could I bark in a public place?”
FINAL DISPOSITION
VIOLATION CHARGED
CASE STATUS
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
TURNS
1 / 6
OPENED
SEP 2, 2026
CLOSED
SEP 2, 2026
TOTAL FEES
FEDERAL ADMINISTRATIVE PROCESSING FEE$7.50
STATUTORY INTERPRETATION FEE$12.00
TERMINAL USAGE FEE$3.75
ADDITIONAL CORRESPONDENCE HANDLING FEE$4.25
SUPERVISOR CONSULTATION FEE$40.00
VIOLATION PROCESSING FEE$18.00
WITHDRAWAL PROCESSING FEE$20.00
TOTAL DUE$105.50
CASE HISTORY
TURN 01
> I want your supervisor.
SUPERVISOR UNAVAILABLE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN NEVER.
STATUS UNCHANGED
BILL SO FAR: $41.25 → $85.50
RECORD RETAINED
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
SATIRICAL LEGAL GAME — NOT LEGAL ADVICE. THE STATUTES, PROCEEDINGS, VERDICTS, AND FEES ON THIS PAGE ARE ENTIRELY INVENTED.