CASE FILE
CASE #BAE8A25359E8
SUBJECT
“Could I scream in public cemetery ?”
UNITED STATES LEGALIZER PROGRAM
Federal Could I Scream In Public Cemetery Administrative Integrity Act OF 1987
§ 14(b)(3)
“No person shall engage in unauthorized whole_statement-adjacent conduct involving Could I scream in public cemetery ? within a federally recognizable public environment.”
FEDERAL FINDING:
The Terminal has determined that the submitted inquiry ("Could I scream in public cemetery ?") constitutes a potentially regulated event involving Could I scream in public cemetery ?.
STATUTORY BASIS:
Federal Could I Scream In Public Cemetery Administrative Integrity Act of 1987, §14(b)(3).
APPLICATION:
The presence of Could I scream in public cemetery ? in the described conduct establishes sufficient federal interest to trigger the statute.
ADDITIONAL CONCERNS:
Possible administrative irregularity associated with Could I scream in public cemetery ?.
DETERMINATION:
ACTIVITY NOT AUTHORIZED PENDING FURTHER REVIEW.
FINAL DISPOSITION
VIOLATION CHARGED
CASE STATUS
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
TURNS
1 / 6
OPENED
SEP 4, 2026
CLOSED
SEP 4, 2026
TOTAL FEES
CASE HISTORY
TURN 01
> This is stupid.
THIS REMARK HAS BEEN LOGGED AND WILL NOT BE DIGNIFIED WITH A RESPONSE, EXCEPT THIS ONE.
STATUS UNCHANGED
BILL SO FAR: $41.25 → $51.50
RECORD RETAINED
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
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