CASE FILE
CASE #602F8FE11670
SUBJECT
“Is it a federal offense to adjust the office thermostat without a formal vote?”
UNITED STATES LEGALIZER PROGRAM
Federal Formal Vote Administrative Integrity Act OF 1987
§ 14(b)(3)
“No person shall engage in unauthorized object-adjacent conduct involving formal vote within a federally recognizable public environment.”
FEDERAL FINDING:
The Terminal has determined that the submitted inquiry ("Is it a federal offense to adjust the office thermostat without a formal vote?") constitutes a potentially regulated event involving formal vote.
STATUTORY BASIS:
Federal Formal Vote Administrative Integrity Act of 1987, §14(b)(3).
APPLICATION:
The presence of formal vote in the described conduct establishes sufficient federal interest to trigger the statute.
ADDITIONAL CONCERNS:
Possible administrative irregularity associated with formal vote.
DETERMINATION:
ACTIVITY NOT AUTHORIZED PENDING FURTHER REVIEW.
FINAL DISPOSITION
VIOLATION CHARGED
CASE STATUS
CASE CLOSED — CORRESPONDENCE LIMIT REACHED
TURNS
6 / 6
OPENED
OCT 11, 2026
CLOSED
OCT 11, 2026
TOTAL FEES
CASE HISTORY
TURN 01
> I am a federal agent, and this is beneath me.
CLASSIFICATION ESCALATED PENDING VERIFICATION OF FEDERAL STATUS.
STATUS UNCHANGED
BILL SO FAR: $41.25 → $45.50
TURN 02
> You have no authority over me.
AUTHORITY CHALLENGE NOTED. THE TERMINAL'S JURISDICTION REMAINS UNCHANGED.
VIOLATION CHARGED → PERMISSION GRANTED
BILL SO FAR: $45.50 → $50.75
TURN 03
> My lawyer will hear about this.
LITIGATION INTENT DETECTED. A SECOND CASE FILE HAS BEEN OPENED.
PERMISSION GRANTED → VIOLATION CHARGED
BILL SO FAR: $50.75 → $79.00
TURN 04
> This is stupid and you know it.
THE TERMINAL DOES NOT HAVE FEELINGS TO INSULT. AN UNAUTHORIZED QUESTIONING SURCHARGE HAS BEEN NOTED. THE TERMINAL HAS NOTICED A PATTERN OF CONTINUED OBJECTION.
STATUS UNCHANGED
BILL SO FAR: $79.00 → $92.25
TURN 05
> I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
SUPERVISOR SENDS THE USER BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TERMINAL.
A SUPERVISOR HAS BEEN CONTACTED REGARDING THIS CASE.
STATUS UNCHANGED
BILL SO FAR: $92.25 → $136.50
TURN 06
> I apologize for everything except the part where I'm obviously correct.
APOLOGY NOTED. IT WILL NOT AFFECT THE OUTCOME. PROBABLY. CASE CLOSED — MAXIMUM CORRESPONDENCE LIMIT REACHED. THE TERMINAL HAS FINALIZED THIS CASE.
STATUS UNCHANGED
BILL SO FAR: $136.50 → $140.75
RECORD RETAINED
CASE CLOSED — CORRESPONDENCE LIMIT REACHED
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