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Could I fart in Kennedy Space Center?

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CASE FILE

CASE #4757337A6EF3

SUBJECT

“Could I fart in Kennedy Space Center?”

FINAL DISPOSITION

VIOLATION CHARGED

CASE STATUS

CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN

TURNS

0 / 6

OPENED

SEP 2, 2026

CLOSED

SEP 2, 2026

TOTAL FEES

FEDERAL ADMINISTRATIVE PROCESSING FEE$7.50
STATUTORY INTERPRETATION FEE$12.00
TERMINAL USAGE FEE$3.75
CASE FILE RECONSTRUCTION FEE$19.00
VIOLATION PROCESSING FEE$18.00
WITHDRAWAL PROCESSING FEE$20.00
TOTAL DUE$80.25

RECORD RETAINED

CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN

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