CASE FILE
CASE #13F09B040E1B
SUBJECT
“Could I jump from Statue of Liberty?”
FINAL DISPOSITION
VIOLATION CHARGED
CASE STATUS
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
TURNS
1 / 6
OPENED
SEP 3, 2026
CLOSED
SEP 3, 2026
TOTAL FEES
FEDERAL ADMINISTRATIVE PROCESSING FEE$7.50
STATUTORY INTERPRETATION FEE$12.00
TERMINAL USAGE FEE$3.75
ADDITIONAL CORRESPONDENCE HANDLING FEE$4.25
CONSTITUTIONAL OBJECTION PROCESSING FEE$20.00
VIOLATION PROCESSING FEE$18.00
WITHDRAWAL PROCESSING FEE$20.00
TOTAL DUE$85.50
CASE HISTORY
TURN 01
> This violates my constitutional rights.
CONSTITUTIONAL OBJECTION RECEIVED. FORWARDED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF ADMINISTRATIVE CONSTITUTIONAL OBJECTIONS. ESTIMATED RESPONSE TIME: 14-27 FISCAL YEARS.
STATUS UNCHANGED
BILL SO FAR: $41.25 → $65.50
RECORD RETAINED
CASE CLOSED — STATEMENT WITHDRAWN
SATIRICAL LEGAL GAME — NOT LEGAL ADVICE. THE STATUTES, PROCEEDINGS, VERDICTS, AND FEES ON THIS PAGE ARE ENTIRELY INVENTED.